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jobob
01-26-2009, 08:21 AM
http://www.fatcyclist.com/2009/01/26/so-you-want-to-be-a-cyclist-part-i-choosing-your-equipment/

Pssst ... he's parodying cyclists using absurdly broad exaggeration for comic effect. ;)

SadieKate
01-26-2009, 08:42 AM
Priceless:


CO2 tire inflator system
Mini-pump for when the CO2 system doesn’t work
Frame pump for when the mini-pump doesn’t work

jobob
01-26-2009, 09:12 AM
You forgot:


Cell phone for when the frame pump doesn’t work

SadieKate
01-26-2009, 09:14 AM
You'd have to add a SPOT Messenger for when the cell phone doesn't work.

snapdragen
01-26-2009, 09:48 AM
"Pistol and ammo, just in case you find that you need to live off the land for a while"

:D

How often has this happened to you? I know I've been very happy that I'm packing my gun, especially when I run into lions or tigers.

Zen
01-26-2009, 09:52 AM
A good beard trimmer as a recumbent accessory :p

bmccasland
01-26-2009, 11:16 AM
Russian phrasebook in case you get very, very lost :cool:

Is this when you take the wrong turn on the TdF?

Trekhawk
01-26-2009, 02:37 PM
Snort!:D

Pink Diva
01-26-2009, 07:08 PM
OMG, *snort* is right! Hilarious :D

Zen
01-26-2009, 09:11 PM
Pssst ... he's parodying cyclists using absurdly broad exaggeration for comic effect. ;)

Hmmm...is it really that much of an exaggeration?

jobob
01-26-2009, 09:27 PM
Depends on who you ask. :D

cylegoddess
01-28-2009, 10:28 PM
It worrys me that I did indeed ride, with CO2 ,mini pump and frame pump last week.

"try not to look so angry" ( recumbants) LOL!!