Proof there are no aliens:

[alpinerabbit]

Why?
BECAUSE ANY GIVEN CIVILIZATION ONLY DEVELOPS UNTIL THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER!
Now: everybody run!

Just kidding.

Has the LHC destroyed the earth yet? check it out:

http://hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/

[Zen]

I guess not.
I'm still here.

But am I the only one? :eek:

[bmccasland]

I guess not.
I'm still here.

But am I the only one? :eek:

Nope - there are people on Bourbon Street having a hurricane party.

And I'm here, sitting at my lonely desk in the suburbs, being stared at by a cat.

[salsabike]

http://hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/

I like it.

Zen just has not wished them into the cornfield yet. And, does everyone know where that line comes from?

[Zen]

I do :D

[salsabike]

One of my favorite stories. And I figured you'd know it! :D:D