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light_sabe_r
10-23-2007, 06:41 PM
From FACEBOOK... Very MALE centric but funny none the less

That bulge isn't just the chamois.

Balls of steel.

We can go for hours and hours even when it hurts.

We know how to take it easy.

We know not to go real hard right from the beggining.

Smoother legs than you.

Skin tight lycra is real easy to take off.

Can you say perfectly sculpted legs?

Better power-to-weight ratio than a small car.

We don't need booths to get our amazing tan...lines.

Perfect ***.

Diamond cut calves.

Incredible thigh definition.

Who else can perform for over 5 hours a day for 20 consecutive days?

When it gets hard, we find a rhythym and pound away.

We go hard and push until it gets even harder.

Some days we feel the need to attack, explore, and adventure.

We know that everything needs to be properly lubricated before it can be used to its full potential.

Even when we're about to explode, we can always hang on a little bit longer.

We always have water bottles and snacks laying around for those those times when it gets real long.

Flybye
10-26-2007, 06:54 AM
Sheesh, maybe we need to make our own female - centric version of this?!

Thanks for the laugh!

Kitsune06
10-26-2007, 09:58 AM
1. We go as fast or slow as you need to.

2. If need be, we've got 15 different types of lube at home!

3. We're bike tourers, not sprinters.

4. We do quite well in the drops, thanks!

5. It's not necessarily the frequency of the rides, but each ride's quality.

6. We know it's not about the size of your tubes.

7. You call 'em pigtails, we call 'em handlebars.

8. We can wear white and red bike shorts without "advertising"

9. Plateaus aren't just flat-topped hills to us!

10. Our steel is real!

11. We don't try to one-up our buddies on ride totals

12. We can hit the top tube mountain biking without dramatically altering our sex lives

13. Jersey cleavage.

14. Accessories are half the fun!

15. Pumps are bicycle-only accessories for us.

16. We take special care to avoid carpal tunnel.

17. The "How do I look in these jeans?" question is obsolete.

18. If we haven't come that way before, it might not just be the cobblestones!

BleeckerSt_Girl
10-26-2007, 10:31 AM
I think all cyclists are just naturally sexy and attractive....whatever their sex, age, orientation, clothes, weight, or shape! :)

light_sabe_r
10-26-2007, 11:58 AM
Kitsune I love it!!! ^_^

cylegoddess
01-10-2009, 10:13 PM
I hate to say it( well really I LOVE to say it!!) ....its true!!
Cyclists do it better...

You call them arm warmers and leg warmers, he calls it lingerie!