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Zen
08-30-2007, 07:26 PM
Dear Friends,

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to tired
and discouraged women. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your
female friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up
the man in your life, send him to the woman whose name appears at the
top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.

When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 men. One of them is
bound to be better than the one you already have, if you have one.

At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received
184 men, all of whom were better than the sad example she started out
with.

An unmarried woman living with her widowed mother was able to choose
between a Chippendale dancer and an Olympic swimmer. You can be lucky,
too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!

One woman broke the chain and got her own husband back!

So let's keep it going, ladies! Just add your name and address to the
list below:

Laura Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC

Duck on Wheels
08-31-2007, 08:45 AM
No way! If I risk getting hers :eek: , I'd rather keep my own!!!

Zen
08-31-2007, 09:19 AM
Can you imagine the various and sundry lot arriving? Not just hers but I'll stick with my dogs rather than play that lottery :eek:

Starfish
08-31-2007, 07:39 PM
No way! If I risk getting hers :eek: , I'd rather keep my own!!!

Hey, the guy bikes!

Duck on Wheels
09-01-2007, 12:50 AM
Hey, the guy bikes!

Uhm, and therefore all is forgiven? As in "he believes in the Rapture, and therefore no evil he does is truly evil"?

Well, my guy bikes too! And he bakes bread. And right now he's cleaning the upstairs bathroom. Not to mention his keen senses of humor and justice. Come to think of it, I doubt I'd offer to trade him for George Clooney, let alone for "the shrub".

Starfish
09-01-2007, 09:51 AM
Uhm, and therefore all is forgiven? As in "he believes in the Rapture, and therefore no evil he does is truly evil"?

I didn't say that, mean it, or imply it.

Tuckervill
09-01-2007, 03:48 PM
Never dis a man who will clean the bathroom!

Karen