Hey! Team Amici Veloci!

[snapdragen]

Start packing your bags! The way things are going, we could be tour winners this year!!:D :D :D


///must keep ones sense of humor about these things...

[Trekhawk]

LOL - fuelled by Tim Tams. Perhaps Arnotts could be our sponsor.:D

I can hear the commentary now - domestique Trekhawk drops back to grab some bottles and Tim Tams for the team leader SadieKate.:D

[snapdragen]

Oh! Oh! I'm injured, so I get to ride in the team car. I'll be the DS..."C'mon Sadie, venga! venga! venga!":cool:

[jobob]

mmmm .... Tim Tams ... the package you gave me lasted for about an hour after I got home. Mostly my doing. :eek:

[SadieKate]

Oh, Lordy, that's a lot of pressure.

ROTATE!

[Zen]

Start packing your bags! The way things are going, we could be tour winners this year!!:D :D :D


I was kinda thinking along those lines too:(


Oh, Lordy, that's a lot of pressure.

ROTATE!
Does that mean spin around in your office chair? I can handle that.

[jobob]

Hold that line !

[snapdragen]

From velonews:

Team Amici Veloci has tested positive for obscene amounts of chocolate in their bloodstream. D I C K Pound is furiously searching the rule book to find out what he can charge them with, as he is sure chocolate is a performance enhancing substance.

Greg Lemond has stated he knew all along AV had "a chocolate problem" but had hoped they had gotten it under control.

Lance Armstrong was busy touring Scharffen-Berger and could not comment.

Floyd Landis declared AV innocent, as he wiped a drizzle of dark chocky off his chin.

[Trekhawk]

Hey Snap Im getting you a job at Velonews so you can cover the next tour.
Snort!!!! Thanks for the laugh.:D :D

[SadieKate]

Cool, so far no one has noticed the martini and G&T consumption.

[yellow]

I'm pretty sure mojitos are on the banned substances list. I'll get my people working on a masking elixir right away...

Martinis...definitely banned. I mean, juniper is an alleleopath, after all. :rolleyes:

[Zen]

From velonews:

Team Amici Veloci has tested positive for obscene amounts of chocolate in their bloodstream...

Testostertoblerone

[jobob]

Rotflmao !!!

:D :D :D

[SadieKate]

Full disclosure: one Gin & Tonic (Bombay of course) and I can't pronounce that! :eek:

[maillotpois]

Testostertoblerone

I just peed my pants a little!

[Trekhawk]

I just peed my pants a little!

Oh no mate!!! The testing guys wont be happy I think you are suppose to do that in a jar.:D

[maillotpois]

I think the AV formation we had going Sunday would put us in good position for the Tour. And other than the Peets, we're mostly clean....

[mtbdarby]

Oh, you guys are cracking me up!:D

"And new to Team AV is Mtbdarby, who just completed her first century.....we expect good things from this rookie:p "

[Adventure Girl]

TestostertobleroneQuite possibly the
Best
Post
EVER!

[DrBadger]

My roommate probably thought I was crazy when she walked in the apartment to find me laughing like crazy at the computer :rolleyes:

Thanks for the laugh... I needed it today!

[Velobambina]

Would low-dose BCP or taking HRT disqualify you, I wonder? Can't think the hormone level in either would impact performance....

Anyway, I volunteer to be the bottle fetcher/general dogsbody. I don't think I could keep up with the California girls.

[SadieKate]

mtdarby, you are going to have to work a bit at looking like you've actually put out some effort here. You'll get people suspicious looking so darn good after digging into your suitcase of courage.

[amymisk]

ROFLMAO!

Thanks