Tour day Schmalz update

[Kalidurga]

Schmalz has returned from his trip and has brief coverage of the TdF Stage 1 & 2 (http://www.velocitynation.com/article.aspx?ID=1551&CID=2). Nothing on Stage 3 yet, though. He must be sleeping off the jet lag.

Warning: Do not eat food or consume liquids while reading Schmalz. Whatever is in your mouth will end up on your monitor screen :eek:

[Zen]

Thanks for that. I was looking for it last night...so many choice bon mots I don't know where to start.

[KnottedYet]

Ah, Schmalz.... my soul is restored, my faith in the universe returns...