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quint41
02-09-2007, 10:54 AM
I'm putting together a team for the MS Bike Tour in Connecticut. We are mostly single middle-aged riders of all levels and abilities. I want to give us a fun, clever, laugh-out-loud team name, but I need the help of some very clever people. Anyone want to take a stab at giving us a name??

While I'm on the subject, if any of you are interested in joining the team, let me know! I'll let you know when the team is posted on the official website so that you can sign up. And we'll also be getting together for training rides when spring gets here!

Thanks!

Louise

Bluetree
02-09-2007, 11:08 AM
I just saw a show on the Discovery Channel that might work:

Plastic Surgery Disasters.

mimitabby
02-09-2007, 11:53 AM
The funniest letter of the alphabet is P, a name with 3 P's
would be funny; like Potbelly Packing Pagans, or Persnickety Pretentious Pedallers
or Practically Pathetic Pedallers.

My last team name was Bonzo Boeing Bikers.

divingbiker
02-09-2007, 12:09 PM
I love the one my neighbor came up with for our ride across Nebraska last year:

Bad JuJu
02-09-2007, 12:10 PM
All hilarious team names, you guys. Divingbiker, I often hear that witch-on-a-bicycle music from The Wizard of Oz playing in my head when I'm flying down a hill.:eek: :D

Bluetree
02-09-2007, 12:13 PM
My sister-in-law is a radiologist and she got together with her female colleagues to play golf. They called themselves Docs Without Rocks.

mary9761
02-09-2007, 12:22 PM
Hey, How'd you get my photo diver LOL... I swear that soundtrack plays through my head EVERY time I get on the Navigator:p

ClockworkOrange
02-09-2007, 12:55 PM
MS Bike Tour Connecticut.................an anagram for you:

Buttock's Emetic Unicorn

Well, it's different! :rolleyes:

Sally

quint41
02-09-2007, 02:23 PM
Let's see ...
The plastic surgery one might offend some of the more sensitive members.
The team will be mixed gender, so I can't go with the Spinster name (although I love it!)
Docs, we are not, and as mentioned before, some members do have rocks! :p
I do sort of like Pathetic Pedallers, though!

Here are some others on my list:

Team Anti-Gravity
Shake & Rattle Rollers
Riding from the Reaper
The Hartford Wheelers (instead of Whalers)
Team Saddlesore
Team Re-Cycle
Team FOG (Freaking Old Group)
FACT (Fat *** Cycling Team)
Wrinkle Riders
Past Perfect
Cycling Geezers

Duck on Wheels
02-09-2007, 02:35 PM
or Bucket Connecticism Rout? or M-Bucket Science Icon Trout? or MIT Scenic Bucket Contour?

I think the anagram idea is great. You could have loose letters somehow and do like on the John Cleese series "Faulty Towers", changing the letters around each day.

The wrinkle riders idea also triggered an association: Anybody remember the book "A wrinkle in time"? It's sci-fi for kids. I think I read it when my Mom was on the purchasing committee for the children's library -- she used us as consultants. Anyway, a time wrinkle is (as I recall) an instantaneous way to do space and/or time travel. So as Wrinkle Riders you could be taking time travel short-cuts.

chickwhorips
02-09-2007, 02:56 PM
Team Re-Cycle
Team FOG (Freaking Old Group)


my two faves from that list.

emily_in_nc
02-09-2007, 04:32 PM
Team Grumpy Geezers :D

~Emily

makbike
02-09-2007, 04:37 PM
How about "Cogs-R-Us" ?

AutumnBreez
02-09-2007, 06:04 PM
Team Grumpsters Union of Cyclists :p

Team FOG
Team Recycle
Those two are pretty good I think....can see the recycle triangle on jersey

hellosunshine
02-10-2007, 03:46 AM
highy entertaining post:)


even better,had it whirring around my head as i went into bed and it worked better than counting sheep-i was out like a light!


there is a GB team "fat birds dont fly"-they are actually a talented bunch,thats the name of the shop they represent.

singletrackmind
02-10-2007, 04:18 AM
Mixed bag, eh?

Guess Team Sore Poodies is out

and y'all aren't old enough for Team Shake, Rattle and...........Fall Apart.

Team Recycled Cyclers?
Ok, maybe not.:cool:

7rider
02-10-2007, 04:21 AM
You could play on the names of the riders.
I did an MS Ride for several years with members of the Lupo family. Our team was the Wolf Pack.
Think of some synonyms for "team" - e.g., pack, group, gang, etc.
Do folks work together? Have some sort of affiliation with each other? School? Church ("Holy Rollers" came to mind for that one)? Age range (that's why I like FOG, but Team FACT is pretty clever, too)?

hellosunshine
02-10-2007, 06:00 AM
JUGGLE LETTERS?


my mum and dad are called frank and pat,known as fat and prank......there again,a big team and loadsa members etc etc.

roguedog
02-10-2007, 07:27 AM
Hmm..

Wobbly Wheelers
Team Lost
Team Wrong Way
Team Last Call
Team Lanterne Rouge
Team CoP (Consterned organization of Pedalers)
Team Loose Screw
Team CT (Confused Treadlers)
Team PP (Poopeed Pedalers)
Team No Name
Team Which Way??
Team Bottom Bracket

uh.. thks i had fun with this one

BookGnome
02-10-2007, 08:27 AM
How about 'Mixed Nuts'? Everyone could also have a nickname -- Peanut, Filbert, Walnut, etc. etc.

quint41
02-10-2007, 08:42 AM
I love reading your ideas!!

For some background - this is MOSTLY (but not all) single folks between mid-30's and mid-50's. Male and female. Divorced and never married. There are 2-3 married folks riding with us. I probably won't know exactly who's riding with us before I order jersey's (people can join the team right to the last moments), so a play on names won't work well.

You will all love this one -- complements of my sister -- she suggested we call ourselves Team Fagowi. I asked her what the heck that's supposed to stand for.
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Where the Fagowi?!

:D :D :D

Trekhawk
02-10-2007, 09:33 AM
I love reading your ideas!!

For some background - this is MOSTLY (but not all) single folks between mid-30's and mid-50's. Male and female. Divorced and never married. There are 2-3 married folks riding with us. I probably won't know exactly who's riding with us before I order jersey's (people can join the team right to the last moments), so a play on names won't work well.

You will all love this one -- complements of my sister -- she suggested we call ourselves Team Fagowi. I asked her what the heck that's supposed to stand for.
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Where the Fagowi?!

:D :D :D

Love it!!!:D :D

Susan Otcenas
02-10-2007, 11:32 AM
Team Maillot Jaundice

(a play on Maillot Jaune, or "yellow jersey"). You could all wear yellow jerseys with your name in iron-on felt letters. Fun AND visible.

I'd like to say I'm clever enough to think up the pun, but I'm not. In this years Race Across Oregon, there was a 2-person team that called themselves Team Maillot Jaundice. I thought it was hysterical. But then again, maybe I'm easily amused.

Susan

Artisan
02-10-2007, 04:01 PM
You will all love this one -- complements of my sister -- she suggested we call ourselves Team Fagowi. I asked her what the heck that's supposed to stand for.
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Where the Fagowi?!

:D :D :D

I really like that one, said it a few times to myself. I've gone on a few group rides and hung on for dear life making sure I didn't get dropped because I've not known where the fagowi.

Pedal Wench
02-10-2007, 05:29 PM
I don't get it:o

Wahine
02-10-2007, 08:05 PM
You have to say it a certain way...

Where the fa ga wi?

with kind of an east coast accent.:p :p

Duck on Wheels
02-11-2007, 12:24 AM
I really like that one, said it a few times to myself. I've gone on a few group rides and hung on for dear life making sure I didn't get dropped because I've not known where the fagowi.

Ahhh! Now I geddit. (Long extension cord, as usual)

quint41
02-11-2007, 05:29 AM
Whattaya mean East Coast Accent? We don't have an accent, YOU do!!
Fuggedaboudit!

:D

Kano
02-11-2007, 01:18 PM
Are We THERE Yet?

PinkBike
02-12-2007, 02:18 PM
love the Maillot Jaundice
i was on a bowling team once who called ourselves "Poor Excuse"
we were a total poor excuse for a bowling team
and if youre old enough to remember the tv show F Troop, the indians were the Heckowi tribe, as in "where the Heckowi"

emily_in_nc
02-12-2007, 05:20 PM
Team Maillot Jaundice

(a play on Maillot Jaune, or "yellow jersey"). You could all wear yellow jerseys with your name in iron-on felt letters. Fun AND visible.

I'd like to say I'm clever enough to think up the pun, but I'm not. In this years Race Across Oregon, there was a 2-person team that called themselves Team Maillot Jaundice. I thought it was hysterical. But then again, maybe I'm easily amused.

Susan

I love it!!! :D

Easily-Amused Emily

violette
02-13-2007, 06:00 AM
"sexy Single Spinners" !!! Yeah, Baby:d