For the Lance Fans

[pedalfaster]

cheesy! (http://www.trogspace.com/lance_is_king.mp3)

[Dogmama]

Loved it!

[Veronica]

Very funny!

V.

[hibiscus09]

LOL! That really made me laugh! :D

[Irulan]

omigawd, that is truly awful, sick, hilarious.....

[Barb]

ewww soo gooey!!! You almost need to wipe your hands after listening!! My son just shook his head.

[JanT]

Hee hee! I don't know whether to go for a ride or start some disco to be Lance's dancing queen! Guess what song will be stuck in my head for my long ride tomorrow?

[Trek420]

more Lance Jokes

I got this from the ALC board where they got this from the Grizzly Peak Cyclists listserv, so skip it if you've seen it:

A devoted cyclist, a real dedicated dude, woke up at the crack of dawn for his regular Saturday morning ride. He slipped quietly from bed so as not to wake his wife, dressed silently in the next room, and got his bike ready. But when he opened the door, he saw pouring rain. He thought of toughing it out; Lance Armstrong wouldn't be held back by a little rain, would he? But then he looked at the weather forecast: rain followed by hail followed by sleet, accompanied by gale-force winds--and decided not even Lance would go out today. And besides--he brightened up--there are other ways to spend Saturday morning, aren't there? He slipped off his clothes, got back into bed, and cuddled up to his wife's warm backside. "It's raining cats and dogs out there," he murmured.
"I know," she replied sleepily. "Can you believe my idiot husband is out riding in it?"

[snapdragen]

I love it! :eek:

[pedalfaster]

Originally posted by Trek420
"I know," she replied sleepily. "Can you believe my idiot husband is out riding in it?"

OUCH!

LOL:D :D :D

[Roadrunner]

Cheesy!
Love it. very funny:D

[tricycling]

haha, nice one trek 420.

As for the link... didnt work for me! Gah wish it did.

[CorsairMac]

Cheesy isn't quite the word I would've used - I had no idea what is was so I played it at work! OK....now the guys here KNOW I'm nuts! Thanks again spazz for my laugh of the afternoon!!!

[doc]

trek420. I loved that one. I forwarded it to about 10 people. Keep it coming!

[tricycling]

LMAO! Haha, I checked it out at my house... didnt work the other time.

Great stuff! Take care,
Shannon

[alpinerabbit]

http://www.whoa.org/charities/BooksfortheBarrios/prints/LanceArmstrong1mr.jpg





http://www.underconsideration.com/speakup/archives/EpoLance.jpg

[Kimred]

That just made my day!!! Tooooo Funny!

Thanks!
Kim
:)

[Trekhawk]

hey alpinerabbit - is this the style of riding outfits you have in Switzerland?

I knew there must be a positive side (beside fitness) to riding in those huge alps. :D

[alpinerabbit]

too cold :D

My SO - reading along - officially authorized mentioning the size of his member when coming back from a cold ride :eek:
(pretty small I daresay)..... :p

[Trekhawk]

alpinerabbit - LOL I think George on Seinfield refered to it as shrinkage :D

[CorsairMac]

My first thought: I was wondering what saddle he was on?

[Trekhawk]

not one with a cut out we hope. :D

[CorsairMac]

not one with a cut out we hope. :D

OMG Trek - we are just gonna have to meet IRW - our sense of humour is Just Too similar!!

[alpinerabbit]

I usually claim to know why Lance is so fast: he only hurts half as much as his competitors.....

[Trekhawk]

OMG Trek - we are just gonna have to meet IRW - our sense of humour is Just Too similar!!


The feeling is mutual mate. You ladies sure know how to keep the laughs coming. Im determined to get down your way before we depart the stars and stripes so look out Albuquerque ( phew glad I didnt have to learn to spell that name in school). :)

[SadieKate]

Albuquerque ( phew glad I didnt have to learn to spell that name in school). :)Ha! I was born there and look like a first grader trying to spell anytime I have to fill out an application. A-L-B-U . . . sound it out Q-U-E-R . . . :o