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CyclChyk
11-10-2006, 05:10 AM
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ (and I am pretty sure I am guilty of all of them! :eek: )

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO- HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S *** AND
HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A
HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM
SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE
KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID IS DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT
WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
Bluetree
11-10-2006, 07:07 AM
Wow, CC... Thanks for reminding me why I don't drink! :D :D :D
Kitsune06
11-10-2006, 10:08 AM
Better than failing to notice the toilet lid's down when puking... (thanks, hon....) :eyeroll":

I don't do the "woo-hoo" but wiggle, I do the "Can't-keep-the-music-out-of-my-eyes hippy dance"

No purse, at least in part *because* of this. :D

What if I cry and really do love everyone *that much*?

... and they're all my favorite songs, too. :)

...oh, and I think I really could kick everyone's ***. Really. :D
Dianyla
11-10-2006, 02:44 PM
I think you forgot:

13. WE SUDDENLY WRITE ALL EMAILS/POSTS IN ALL CAPS!!!!


Please, don't drink and post! :rolleyes:
Hammer02
11-10-2006, 04:08 PM
I think you forgot:

13. WE SUDDENLY WRITE ALL EMAILS/POSTS IN ALL CAPS!!!!


Please, don't drink and post! :rolleyes:


Don't forget....

14. We aren't bright enough to recognize a cut and paste when we see it.
CyclChyk
11-10-2006, 04:16 PM
Why is it the humor section always loses the humor??
Kitsune06
11-10-2006, 04:36 PM
Great expectations. =P
mimitabby
11-13-2006, 11:35 AM
Why is it the humor section always loses the humor??

ah, CyclChyk, because this humor is also sad!

Thanks for reminding ME why i don't drink either!
Hammer02
11-13-2006, 04:49 PM
ah, CyclChyk, because this humor is also sad!

Thanks for reminding ME why i don't drink either!

Yes...this is tragic.

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID IS DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

:cool:
jobob
11-13-2006, 08:06 PM
11(b). Or, we fail to notice that the toilet seat is up.


**ker-splash**