Silly

[LBTC]

"I sang to my neighbour because I hate my family"

Now do yours:
>Pick the month you were born:
>January-----I kicked
>February----I loved
>March-------I smoked
>April-------I hugged
>May---------I choked on
>June--------I murdered
>July--------I did the Macarena with
>August------I had lunch with
>September---I danced with
>October-----I sang to
>November----I yelled at
>December----I ran over
>
>Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>1-------a birdbath
>2-------a monster
>3-------a phone
>4-------a fork
>5-------a Mexican
>6-------a gangster
>7-------my cell phone
>8-------my dog
>9-------my best friends' boy/girl friend
>10------my neighbor
>11------my science teacher
>12------a banana
>13------a fireman
>14------a stuffed animal
>15------a goat
>16------a pickle
>17------your mom
>18------a spoon
>19------myself
>20------a baseball bat
>21------a ninja
>22------Chuck Norris
>23------a noodle
>24------a squirrel
>25------a football player
>26------my sister
>27------my brother
>28------an ipod
>29------a permanent marker
>30------a llama
>31------A homeless guy
>
>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing today:
>White-------because I'm cool like that.
>Black-------because that's how I roll.
>Pink--------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
>Red---------because the voices told me to.
>Blue--------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
>Green-------because I hate myself.
>Purple------because I'm cool.
>Gray--------because I was drunk.
>Yellow------because someone offered me $1,000,000.
>Orange------because I hate my family.
>Brown-------because I was lost.
>Other-------because I'm a ninja.
>None--------because I can't control myself.
>
>Now type out the sentence you made in the subject line and
>forward to your friends. And don't forget to send it back to the
>person that sent it to you!
>

[Veronica]

I ran over your mom 'cause the voices told me to. :confused:

V.

[salsabike]

I yelled at a squirrel because I hate myself.


THAT is sad...

[Quillfred]

I yelled at a squirrel because I hate myself.


THAT is sad...

Oh, that IS too good. :D

I loved a fireWOman because the voices told me to....:p

I take the fifth....:cool:

[salsabike]

Oh, that IS too good. :D

I loved a fireWOman because the voices told me to....:p

I take the fifth....:cool:

Ha! Love it.

[suzieqtwa]

I yelled at a spoon ,cause Im cool like that.

[emily_in_nc]

I hugged my cell phone, cos that's how I roll.

:D

~Emily

[CyclChyk]

I did the macarena with my cell phone cuz I am cool like that.........

Oh hell.... I really know how to do the macarena. I always thought that made me a dork :eek:

[pyxichick]

I choked on a llama because I was drunk!:D

In a way it makes sense because I'd have to be drunk to eat llama, since I'm a vegetarian.

[snapdragen]

I smoked my dog because that's how I roll.

:confused:

[bikerchick68]

I hugged my dog because I hate myself...

[light_sabe_r]

I smoked a fork because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

I like Light_Sab_r's best!

Mine was
I hugged my sister because I was drunk.
(I don't have a sister and don't drink!)

[LBTC]

light_sabr, you have the same birthday as the friend who sent this to me....and you're wearing the same colour today!

synchronicity?:cool:

~T~

[Aggie_Ama]

Well I have worn three different shirts today so:

I loved your mom because I'm cool like that.
I loved your mom because I'm a ninja. :D
I loved your mom because I hate myself. (I guess it depends on who I am talking to).

My husband wore two different shirts today:
I hugged a permanent marker because I'm sexy and I do what I want.:D
I hugged a permanent marker because I'm a ninja.

[Melstar]

I kicked a baseball bat because I can't control myself!!:D

[Kitsune06]

I ran over a Mexican, cuz that's how I roll.


...I feel bad now... =P Don't worry, Knot, I know how to do the Macerena, too. *pushes up glasses and snort-laughs*

[BadgerGirl]

I did the macarana with a llama because the voices told me to.

Makes sense to me!:rolleyes:

[pooks]

"I yelled at a ninja because that's the way I roll!"

Love it. Must add to blog.

[Velobambina]

I loved a gangster because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

[lph]

*snort*

I did the Macarena with a llama because I was lost.

Hey, there wasn't much else to do out there!



(same birthday, BadgerGirl :)

[SJCzar]

I did the Macarena with my neighbor because I was drunk. (Actually I think that really did happen some years ago)

[kerrybelle]

I am wearing two shirts:

I yelled at myself because I'm NOT a homosexual (thermal top)

I yelled at myself because someone offered me $1,000,000 (undershirt) :eek:

[lauraelmore1033]

Ha!
I choked on my sister because I'm not a homosexual!

[BadgerGirl]

*snort*


(same birthday, BadgerGirl :)

YEA!:D

[Eden]

I did the Macarena with a Mexican because I'm a ninja...

[Pedal Wench]

I love mine!

"I had lunch with a fireman because I'm sexy and I do what I want!"

[im4smiley]

I did the Macarena with my brother because I'm sexy and I do what I want

[RoadRaven]

:rolleyes:

I had lunch with a noodle because I'm sexy and I do what I want!!!

:cool: :p

[ClockworkOrange]

I hugged a permanent marker because I'm sexy and I do what I want!


:D Must have been my day :D




Sally

[7rider]

I danced with your mom because I was drunk!!!!
????

[NJBikeGal]

Apparently, I kicked a pickle because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

No arguments here! :)

[Bikingmomof3]

Apparently, I kicked a pickle because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

No arguments here! :)

OMG, that is hysterical! :D

[Raindrop]

I sang to a birdbath cause that's the way I roll.

(Who knew??);)

[oxysback]

I did the Macarena with my dog because I am NOT a homosexual.

lol!

[cherinyc]

I danced with your mom because I hate myself. :p

[kiwi girl]

I hugged a stuffed animal because I'm sexy and I do what I want

[DDH]

I murdered a LLama because I'm sexy and I do what I want. :eek:

How funny is that. How do you murder a llama? LOL

[Xrayted]

Mine sucked so bad I couldn't even write it. However, I see no one claimed to be doing these things because they couldn't control themselves. **scratches head** Interesting...

[enzed]

I smoked myself because the voices told me to.

[Bad JuJu]

I yelled at a llama because the voices told me to.

Bad voices! Bad voices!

[ladyfish]

I choked on myself because I'm sexy and do what I want:confused:

[paigette]

I murdered a noodle because I hate myself:p

If that isn't a carb addicts mantra, I don't know what is!

[AllezGirl]

I ran over a fork because I'm cool like that.

Not another flat...:confused:

[mimitabby]

I yelled at an ipod because i hate my family!

[Hub]

I danced with my brother because I'm sexy and I do what I want !:p

[chickwhorips]

i loved my sister because i was lost.

and now that i'm found.....

[Kitsune06]

*hug!*
Don't be lost! Dance!

[gnarwhal]

I danced with chuck norris because I'm sexy and I do what I want.


ohhhhh yeeeaaaah!