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Kitsune06
10-14-2006, 07:33 PM
This is an ad I found online (http://www.barryandandy.com/images/funnys/newbike.jpg)(for obvious reasons) Not for the sensitive or the 'too young'...

I just hadda share. :rolleyes:
CyclChyk
10-14-2006, 08:28 PM
Ok so did the highly paid ad execs who came up with that one intentionally overlook the seat or are they really that numb?? Talk about misleading!

Altho it could be a great plug for the bike: No need for Enzyte!! :eek:
SouthernBelle
10-15-2006, 04:23 AM
He just really loves to ride.
Tuckervill
10-15-2006, 06:29 AM
Ha! That's an actual bike shop in Little Rock.

Very funny.

Karen
KnottedYet
10-15-2006, 08:31 AM
Oh, dear. i did NOT need to see that. :eek:
alpinerabbit
10-15-2006, 11:01 AM
No need for viagra.

this got posted on my website.
Tri Girl
10-15-2006, 03:30 PM
Hilarious!!! Thanks for posting!
BleeckerSt_Girl
10-15-2006, 06:02 PM
Ha! That's an actual bike shop in Little Rock.



Oh, those guys from Arkansas!...
cherinyc
10-17-2006, 01:09 PM
I'm looking at that picture saying "what's the joke - the S U B?" I closed it -reopened it - still didn't get it - closed it - opened it one last time and....
BAM!!! there it was.

hee hee....thanks for the laugh!!!
Xrayted
10-17-2006, 07:46 PM
Oh My Garsh!! Now there's a bike enthusiast. :eek: :cool: :D
fire girl
10-19-2006, 11:15 AM
That is truly brilliant. I'm a urology resident so I'll be using that in presentations from now on. Cheers doll!:)
BleeckerSt_Girl
10-20-2006, 06:22 AM
Yeah, who needs Viagra when a great bike will do the trick?
bikerchick68
10-23-2006, 09:06 AM
I gotta move... none of the guys here are THAT happy to be riding...:D
margo49
10-24-2006, 05:51 AM
rotfl
pooks
10-25-2006, 08:43 AM
Well, I found this a while back, and you REALLY shouldn't click this if you don't have a bawdy sense of humor.

But, um, honestly -- I keep trying to figure out if this is a "place holder" for someone who removed their seat so it wouldn't get stolen or what!

http://bikecentric.blogspot.com/2006/09/spy-photo-of-new-2007-product-line.html
Eden
10-25-2006, 08:48 AM
Well, I found this a while back, and you REALLY shouldn't click this if you don't have a bawdy sense of humor.

But, um, honestly -- I keep trying to figure out if this is a "place holder" for someone who removed their seat so it wouldn't get stolen or what!

http://bikecentric.blogspot.com/2006/09/spy-photo-of-new-2007-product-line.html

We have a local shop called "Toys in Babeland" - I''ll let you all figure out what they sell...., they did a window display on much the same lines one spring.
Kitsune06
10-27-2006, 09:18 AM
I think it's a rain cover for the seat tube. And how well it'd work as one, too! Still.... I can only imagine how it'd look to stick that in your messenger bag and have it pressed up against the side of the canvas. :eek: :rolleyes: Don't think they're the type to care, tho. =)
pooks
10-27-2006, 09:23 AM
I wonder how long it would take it to get stolen.

Well, of course you'd also have to wonder where it's been. Ahem.
chickwhorips
10-27-2006, 03:01 PM
both of those are super funny. what does that say about me? :eek:
DebW
10-27-2006, 06:57 PM
I think it's a rain cover for the seat tube. And how well it'd work as one, too! Still.... I can only imagine how it'd look to stick that in your messenger bag and have it pressed up against the side of the canvas. :eek: :rolleyes: Don't think they're the type to care, tho. =)

A condom would make a better rain cover, and much lighter and easier to carry.
Trek420
10-27-2006, 07:06 PM
DebW "A condom would make a better rain cover, and much lighter and easier to carry"

:::sigh:: but that's so practical :rolleyes: ;) :cool:
KnottedYet
10-27-2006, 07:52 PM
I think it's a rain cover for the seat tube. And how well it'd work as one, too! Still.... I can only imagine how it'd look to stick that in your messenger bag and have it pressed up against the side of the canvas. :eek: :rolleyes: Don't think they're the type to care, tho. =)

Kit, Kit, Kit. You don't put it in the MESSENGER BAG. Lemme see if I can find my copy of "Packing for Baby-D*kes" for you.

I think it's lost in the same place my copy of "Femme's Guide to the Universe" went.
Kitsune06
10-27-2006, 08:33 PM
HA. I'm not effing packing THAT. DGF would take one look at me and laugh her azz off. I'm thinking Vixen's Mr. Right, thanks... I've done enough gender f*cking in my day... ;)
Besides, I just feel bad because I think I know the model in the picture. I feel dirty.
KnottedYet
10-27-2006, 08:40 PM
me too, so i looked on babeland for it....
Kitsune06
10-27-2006, 09:00 PM
Uhm yeah. :eyeroll: mango, too.

You know what? I just deleted about a paragraph of things that would probably get me in trouble. My mind's in the gutter tonight. :D
KnottedYet
10-27-2006, 09:41 PM
prolly as bad as the posts I deleted...:D
Kitsune06
10-27-2006, 10:47 PM
I was resisting the urge to post this:
*rummages through notepad.txt posts*
*bats eyelashes* Why, Gosh, Knot, what does "packing for baby d*kes" mean? Like how to put things in a suitcase or bag? Why would we pack any differently than anyone else? I like packing, I mean, I pack big stuff in little places all the time... My gf is always impressed with my ability..."

but it just seemed "wrong"
BleeckerSt_Girl
10-30-2006, 03:47 PM
They have ones with blinkies on them too ya know....or glow-in-the-dark for night riding safety!
Kitsune06
10-30-2006, 04:13 PM
... :eek: ...
KnottedYet
10-30-2006, 05:15 PM
:eek: :eek:

<knot wonders WHERE Lisa shops?>
Kitsune06
10-30-2006, 05:20 PM
... glow in the dark is kinda pointless. If you're using it right, theoretically, you wouldn't see much to 'glow' anyway. ... Oh, and boys will always, always make lightsaber jokes. I kid you not. :eek:
light_sabe_r
11-01-2006, 01:35 AM
I love the pictures... Started some new FORWARDS...

But this convo has really gone into the gutter. :D